Welcome!
Hi, I'm Mark. This is my website for selling clothes, merchandise, and my e-books.
- Read and Subscribe to my Substack.
- Purchase here or from Amazon.
- Meet me in Eorzea.
Learn more about me by sleuthing or reaching out. I'll respond when I can.
My goals are listed after my products.
Thanks for enjoying my stuff and supporting my work.
Realistic Goals:
- 10,000 free and 1,000 paid subscribers on my Substack.
- Buy a house in Dominican Republic and spend my time making content. and relaxing.
- Help my relatives get out of debt, build businesses, pay for higher education, and pay child care/medical bills.
Possible Goals:
- Write stories, movie ideas, and series ideas for The Pokémon Company - mainly horror-themed Pokémon content.
- Work with Hideo Kojima on a horror fantasy romance title.
- Work with Ariana Grande on music and narrations of my content.
Idealistic goals:
- Talk to supernatural and interstellar species. Keep that it myself, and anyone else who was present. Write about those experiences as fiction.
- Open a cafe franchise where people can work, relax, socialize, and order snacks and drinks. Think of a Starbucks mixed with a local mom and pop shop; there are fixed, universal options with standardized preparation, and the franchisee comes up with their own menu items on top of the standard ones.
- Improve literacy, critical thinking, and political participation rates in America with easily-accessible content.
- Build ecological, solar-powered data centers that employee local workers.
- Invest in a global initiative for sodium-ion infrastructure so everyone has access to some form of sustainable power.
- Invest in interstellar initiatives, like supply chains and communication transmission infrastructure.
- Make the world a little better for a lot of people by investing in the environment, education, and healthcare.
- Ride this life out with my soulmate, if that exists.

















































































































































